im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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