Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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