I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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