Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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