he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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