but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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