Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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