i may or may not be watching the land before time
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Let's get the cat blown out
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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