and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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