Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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