Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
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