Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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