my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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