They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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