watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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