Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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