Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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