are you so shy because you have an std?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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