PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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