3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
this boner is exhausting
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
