if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Can I color on your dick again?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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