Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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