dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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