I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
it glows. i had to have it.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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