I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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