we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I have post one night stand depression
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