shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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