Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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