So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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