Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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