I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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