I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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