guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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