its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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