I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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