What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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