She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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