and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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