This is not my ceiling
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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