nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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