what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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