This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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