All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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