3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
