im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Farmville is her only friend.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Randomize
