i just google imaged poop.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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