They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Houston, we have a blender
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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