if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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