O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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