why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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