Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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