only if we run a train.
done.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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