It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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