what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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