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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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